Fido as Muggshot

It had been a while since I had been back in the US. Next up, the notorious Fido, ruthless muscle of the fiendish five. What he lacked in brains, he definitely made up for in brawn. Turns out he wasn't always that way. He grew up as the runt of the litter, the neighborhood weakling. The only friends he could ever turn to were on the big screen. It was there that he spotted his first gangster, & knew instantly that was what he wanted to be. He spent the rest of his youth working real hard to get there, fueled on his dreams of great power & respect. With enough sweat, he realized that dream. He'd become a hard hitting, street brawling, tough as nails gangster, ensuring he'd never get picked on or pushed around again. So he's holed up in Appleloosa, huh? I've always wanted to go to that thriving American boomtown.